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>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

onlytails
senpai-kohaikitten:

(So excuse the messy kitten room)
Kitten’s Playpen Honest Review
Ready for this?
I honestly am pretty impressed with the tail, the movement is lovely and I got a lot of compliments when I had it tied to my jeans at this festival I went to. It made me feel really pretty and I love the colour used for the bow.
Now on to the many cons, while I did not email them because I felt I was already being annoying with the messages here, I messaged them on Tumblr several times both over messages and asks just to be sure that they were going through with questions about the progress of my order. All of my messages aside from one were blatantly ignored. I’m very very dissatisfied with the customer service which as you’ll notice in most of the other reviews for the shop, the same is said. I understand there was a tough time going on and I made that clear in each message, however, seeing the fact that I was clearly being ignored was absolutely horrifying for me as I have terrible anxiety and was worried about the purchase. Along with this, they claim to be “first come first serve” apparently that is also untrue considering orders made after mine were shipped out weeks before mine.
Everyone’s experience may be different but I am definitely never ordering from this site again. I opted to make my own collar so that I wouldn’t have to deal with it again. So, sorry for the harshness but I’d be lying if I said I was satisfied with the way things were handled, the amount of anxiety I felt due to being straight up ignored each time was not worth it. There was no way Tumblr was eating ALL of the messages. I am really only writing this to warn other people about the lack of communication and such. Thanks for reading~
/rantover
-Kōhai-

senpai-kohaikitten:

(So excuse the messy kitten room)

Kitten’s Playpen Honest Review

Ready for this?

I honestly am pretty impressed with the tail, the movement is lovely and I got a lot of compliments when I had it tied to my jeans at this festival I went to. It made me feel really pretty and I love the colour used for the bow.

Now on to the many cons, while I did not email them because I felt I was already being annoying with the messages here, I messaged them on Tumblr several times both over messages and asks just to be sure that they were going through with questions about the progress of my order. All of my messages aside from one were blatantly ignored. I’m very very dissatisfied with the customer service which as you’ll notice in most of the other reviews for the shop, the same is said. I understand there was a tough time going on and I made that clear in each message, however, seeing the fact that I was clearly being ignored was absolutely horrifying for me as I have terrible anxiety and was worried about the purchase. Along with this, they claim to be “first come first serve” apparently that is also untrue considering orders made after mine were shipped out weeks before mine.

Everyone’s experience may be different but I am definitely never ordering from this site again. I opted to make my own collar so that I wouldn’t have to deal with it again. So, sorry for the harshness but I’d be lying if I said I was satisfied with the way things were handled, the amount of anxiety I felt due to being straight up ignored each time was not worth it. There was no way Tumblr was eating ALL of the messages. I am really only writing this to warn other people about the lack of communication and such. Thanks for reading~

/rantover

-Kōhai-

zoe-fuentes

zoe-fuentes:

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his silly self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

It’s a fucking cartoon….. Stop drawing pointless meaning out of garbage. just go watch the fucking tellitubbies is you don’t want to be offended.

Shut up i like my dead entertainment